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You know youre a nurse when your finger has gone places you never thought possible--unknown. Its the only place you have to live Jim Rohn Health consists of having the same diseases as ones neighbors Quentin Crisp Strong pure and happy thoughts build up the body in vigor and grace James Allen A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctors book Unknown.

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We dont stop exercising because we grow old we grow old because we stop exercising.

. Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general Mark Rippetoe. Nursing friendships are a different kind of love. An apple a day keeps the doctor away But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

Take care of your body. See more ideas about humor healthcare humor nurse humor. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes.

Dec 31 2020 - Explore Sue Roehls board Health care humor followed by 106 people on Pinterest. Seven days of no exercise makes one weak. You cant pour from an empty cup.

Is not to mourn for the past nor to worry about the future but to live the present moment. Nursing friendships are a different kind of love. Its great you purge out all the sweat and youre drinking water.

A person too busy to take care of their health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of their tools. The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease Brad Pitt. See more ideas about humor medical humor nurse humor.

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Like Ill hold the butt cheeks while you clean the butt crack kind of love--unknown. Do not take life too seriously. 132 quotes have been tagged as health-care.

Dont mess with me I get paid to poke people with sharp objects--unknown. Its funny I do try to maintain health. Customers dont expect you to be perfect.

The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. Sorry health care reform probably means youll live longer. Death family health puns sarcastic.

8266 4133 votes. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at. My dad died when we couldnt remember his blood type.

Funny Nurse Quotes. You will never get out of it alive. Take care of yourself first.

As he died he kept insisting for us to be positive but its hard without him. Here are our favourite inspirational quotes about health and wellness. They do expect you to fix things when they go wrong.

Be patient with patients who are not patient by TrulyVeraDesigns. Destroy yourself physically and morally and insist that all true brothers do likewise as an expression of unity Robert Hunter. Dont mess with me I get paid to poke people with sharp objects.

Oct 21 2017 - Explore Howard Medicals board Healthcare Humor followed by 606 people on Pinterest. Your customer doesnt care how much you know until they know how much you care. You know youre a nurse when your finger has gone places you never thought possible.

Ca563 483 BC founder of Buddhism In a disordered mind as in a disordered body soundness of health is impossible.

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